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Ideas for Avatar sequels
Avatar II: Avatars Humans return piloting strange aliens with black, chitinous exoskeletons, compound mouths, acid blood and breed by spawning face-hugging larvae. The xenomorphic alien queen escapes human control and Jake, with the help of the Na’vi, recruit the help of stealthy, predatory aliens who wield javelins, claws, flying discs and shoulder-mounted cannons. Avatar III After the...