March 2009
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To the Asian Girl Whom I offended with my...
Date: 2009-01-03, 9:20PM PST
You: Asian, young(ish), cute, petite, left-of-center, cosmopolitan. Me: The Asian guy you would never dream of giving a second glance. Hi! I’m so sad that you were offended by my very presence at your favorite boutique coffee shop. Seriously, I was just there to do some work and maybe a bit of reading – I didn’t mean to draw attention to the fact that you too,...
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February 2009
Old Techie: "You know how lumberjacks will sometimes put a big red X on trees?"
Young Techie (who is wearing a bluetooth headset): "Like, yeah."
O.T.: "That big red X is a sign to other lumberjacks that the tree bearing it needs to be culled from the population."
Y.T.: "Culled. That's not really a word, is it?"
O.T.: "The bluetooth headset is the human equivalent."
